Aku rasa semua orang dah tau situation aku kat opis... so, aku terpaksa la meng'adapt'kan diri aku n meluangkan masa aku dengan internet.. lately aku hooked dengan satu online game.. aku rasa sesapa yang ada facebook tentu pernah main application cam gangwars, mobwars, BotB kan... and aku telah jumpa satu free online game yang seakan2 tu tapi lagi best... sekarang nie tiap2 hari aku on Viva Ponata... best gak.. tapi agak rated R... u know what i mean.. ;p so, sesapa yang rasa berminat nak jadi online gamers tegar... join la aku... kat sini
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Fed Up
aku dah fed up dah keje kat sini... lebih2 lagi ngan bos bangang tu.. tak tau mana priority mana idak.. arghhh... nak benti tapi pikir2 balik, sekarang nie susah nak carik keje plak... tapi masuk opis jer aku dah meluat... dah la mangkuk tu duk serumah ngan aku plak tu... arghhh.... lagi la tensi pakcik... susu, gula, telur main amik jer.. tak penah pun nak beli and top up... apa dia ingat duk rumah kebajikan... arghhh.... fed up betul....
nak benti tapi gaji kat sini masyuk pulak tu... adus... i'm torn...!!!
nak benti tapi gaji kat sini masyuk pulak tu... adus... i'm torn...!!!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Bila dah susah
aku terkejut bila tengok berita tv3 ari tu pasal kejadian tanah runtuh kat bukit antarabangsa. pasal ketidakpuasan hati penduduk kat situ.. lebih2 lagi si Tumiran Kasdi.
Apa tak pernah bersyukur ke dia yang family dia selamat, rumah selamat, takde yang hilang nyawa dalam family dia. apa masa dia senang pernah tak dia kesian kat orang lain. yak kan la barang2 sendirik pun nak suruh orang lain angkat??? aku suka baca comment orang dalam link tu..
tepuk dada... tanya selera...
Apa tak pernah bersyukur ke dia yang family dia selamat, rumah selamat, takde yang hilang nyawa dalam family dia. apa masa dia senang pernah tak dia kesian kat orang lain. yak kan la barang2 sendirik pun nak suruh orang lain angkat??? aku suka baca comment orang dalam link tu..
tepuk dada... tanya selera...
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Bila dah malas..
Bila dah malas n otak berkarat.. mula la aku mengkaratkan lagi peparu aku nie... kejap2 isap okok.. kejap2 isap okok.. isk... ntah kalau aku perah peparu aku nie boleh buat tar jalan yang berlobang2 kat area Grik nie... sigh...
Bila Otak Tak Aktif
aku sekarang nie dah jadi amat blur dan malas. dah lama dah aku tak menggunakan otak aku nie.. dah rasa berkarat dah. sebelum nie aku boleh la dikategorikan sebagai workaholic tapi sekarang more macam zombie. dah jadi pemalas tahap cipan. sebabnya aku tak buat apa2 kat sini. makan gaji buta jer..
bila la keadaan nie akan berakhir...
bila la keadaan nie akan berakhir...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Friends are Forever
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Laws of Men '08
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's G ymnastics. Ever.
P/S: Girls, some of it are true.. some of it, you have to experience it yourself..!!
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's G ymnastics. Ever.
P/S: Girls, some of it are true.. some of it, you have to experience it yourself..!!
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