Friends are Forever

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh
until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe
that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you
that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.

Laws of Men '08

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:

a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's G ymnastics. Ever.

P/S: Girls, some of it are true.. some of it, you have to experience it yourself..!!

Bosan Tahap Cipan

Aku bosan giler neh.. takde keje nak aku buat kat sini.. hari2 ngadap internet jer.. sampai tak tau nak buat apa.. hari2 FB... sampai naik muak dah tengok FB tu.. tapi memandangkan takde benda nak buat, terpaksa la aku ngadapkan jugak.. nak update blog, takde apa aku nak tulis.. hari2 sama jer..

apa purpose aku keje kat sini pun aku tak tau.. makan gaji buta n besarkan bontot.. isk, terasa otak aku ni makin hari makin bengap.. under utilised!! aduh la...

next week Tun Mahathir nak datang melawat. tapi aku tak kisah sangat pasal kitorang sumer akan berlakon habis-habisan.. konon2 ada research yang kitorang buat.. akan muncul la pelakon2 handalan dari USM untuk melakonkan lakonan ala2 CSI gitu.. hehehe.. apa2 pun kita tunggu dan lihat hasil lakonan tu nanti..

Berita Hangat...!!

semalam puyu anto resignation letter dia.. confirm dah... so, boss aku yang amat "bijak" nie telah hantar@emailkan letter tu ke HQ.. petang tu, HQ pun tipon la si puyu nie tanya kenapa nak resign and everything.. dia pun story la habis-habisan.. time tu kitorang sumer ada kat umah dah.. dlm kul 6 HQ call..

ingatkan HQ just call puyu jer.. rupanya lepas tu aku pulak dicall.. cam biasa la.. aku jawap semua pertanyaan dia dengan sejujur-jujurnya... dari A to Z.. tentang betapa "bagus"nya bos aku tu.. lepas tu, dia call plak "Najmy" (bukan nama sebenar).. Najmy lagi la... dia memang hangin dgn bos aku tu... dia pun citer gak from A to Z campur alif, ba, ta sampai ya.. Lepas tu dia call A plak.. pun sama gak la... so, sumer citer yang sama...

kitorang bengang pasal masa dia call HQ kata puyu nak resign, dia boleh ckp kat diorang yang puyu nak resign pasal tak suka@tahan dengan keje dia... Please la... tolong jangan nak crett la... sekarang nie HQ dah tau punca sebenarnya masalah kat sini... and diorang pun ada cakap biar sorang yang berenti daripada 4. Diorang tak bagi puyu berenti lagi... suruh tunggu dulu.. tapi malangnya, puyu dah decide untuk belah... kitorang pun tak mampu nak pujuk dia lagi.. apa lagi HQ...

entah la.. sekarang nie hal nie dah jadi amat besar n tak tau apa kesudahannya...

-masih tunggu dan lihat-

Blurr......

semenjak aku start keje kat PBRRC nie, sampai hari nie aku tak buat apa2 kerja pun.. datang keje surf internet.. datang keje surf internet... cam bodoh jer rasanya aku keje sini... tak biasa betul aku duduk lepak tanpa buat apa2 kerja pun... otak pun dah rasa bengap jer..

arghh... tension betul.. ari nie si puyu dah nekad nak berenti.. esok last day dia keje.. ye la belum confirm keje lagi so, notice resign 24 hours jer.. ilang la housemate, roomate, kawan makan, kawan carpool aku... isk.. sedey gak.. tapi si puyu dah decide.. apa boleh aku buat.. sumer gara2 boss yang hampeh, haprak bodoh sombong tu...

Aku sekarang nie pun dah start anto resume balik, rupanya bukan aku sorang, member lagi dua orang pun sama.. masing2 dah ada back-up plan memasing.. hmm... takpe la, kita tunggu dan lihat aje..