LOL

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round

S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth

Mosquito.. mosquito...

Aku ingat lepas aku berhenti keje kat sumitomo aku takde lagi la nak bersemuka ngan sumer nyamuk2 nie lagi.. rupanya sangkaanku meleset..

isnin lepas datang satu group dari IMR nak buat collection on mosquito species kat area perkmpungan orang asli kat Pulau Banding. Aku pun kena la join diorang buat collection pasal diorang request aku untuk tolong and follow diorang..

start hari selasa pagi, aku ikut diorang survey tempat kat RPS Banun.. check semua kampung n cari evidence tempat pembiakan nyamuk.. lepas tu diorang decide untuk buat kat Kg. Sg. Raba. the real adventure start kul 7 sampai 12 tgh malam.. so, duduk jer la jadi umpan nyamuk. kalo nyamuk hinggap.. tekup ngan botol kecik and tangkap.

dalam kul 10 satu kampung kecoh... rupa2nya ada gajah masuk kat area kampung.. sumer orang buat bising so that gajah tu akan lari.. siap baling mercun bola lagi.. dlm 15 minit lepas tu Perhilitan datang bawak senapang.. diorang advice kitorang balik pasal takut nanti tak boleh keluar mana la tau kalo tiba2 gajah2 tu tidur kat tengah jalan pulak.. so, kitorang pun balik la dalam kul 11.. hasil, tak lumayan langsung aku dapat la dlm 2 ekor jer.. nyamuk takde malam tu.. kuikuikui..

To be continued...

Pussy

pagi semalam masa aku nak mandi, aku terdengar sora anak kucing... ish... kucing mana pulak la beranak kat umah aku nie...

aku kuar umah, terbongkok2 la cari anak kucing tu... tetiba jer terus je meluru kat aku... comel.. kaler kelabu ala2 kucing siam gitu... tak le kecik sangat... manja plak tu...

sapa la yang buang anak kucing kat umah aku nie... nasib baik comel n bersih bulu dia... nampak gayanya kena la aku jaga anak kucing tu... kesian dia...

manusia memang cam nie la... kalo anak sendirik pun sanggup buang kat tong sampah... inikan pulak anak kucing... cit..!! busuk punya kaki...

*balik kang nak beli makanan kucing untuk *dia*

Missing

I'm bored and while absorbing all my boredom... i realize that i'm missing something....
apa ek............................................????????

Lapo weh....

Aku kelaparan gilos sekarang nie... nie sumer gara2 housemate aku smlm... Aku punya la baik tunggu dia... ye la, biasanya kitorang makan sesama... aku tunggu punya tunggu... kul 10, dia cakap nak g hanto si wan g naik bas jap.. ok la... aku dari tadi dok layan tb jer... start amazing race, pastu house plak... kul 11.. dah blur dah aku.. mata ngantok nie... buat la kopi up satu....

slurp... slurp... abis dah... mata still ngantok tahap cipan... last2 aku masuk bilik terus padam....
Bangun pagi ni, dgn muka tak pot nyer... kata ngantok kat aku.. aku buat derk jer la... dia sound aku dia balik kul 1 pagi tadi... rupanya dia dah makan dah kul 7 smlm... tak sound plak tu... penat jer aku tunggu dia n kelaparan... kalo aku tau aku kuar sendirik smlm... cis.. bedebah punya housemate...

pasni.. dah malas aku nak tunggu dia.. lantok la... masing2 dah beso n ada kete... pandai2 la yer...
Lambat lak nak kul satu nie... perut lapo dah ni...

Personality test.. (ceduk dari FB Ciki)

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

*well, agak memeranjatkan... sumernye ada kena mengena ngan diri aku nie.. agak menarik...
kalo sesapa nak try, klik sini*

Very Dull indeed...

Sorry for not updating for quite a long time... nak kata sibuk, takde la sibuk mana pun.. just malas nak update... bila dipikir2, baik aku update jer blog aku nie.. biar la takde orang baca pun.. at least ada someplace yang boleh aku luahkan segala yang terbuku dlm hati n peparu aku yang penuh nikotin nie..

Sekarang nie, alhamdulillah dah semakin banyak kerja aku... tak la banyak mana tapi at least ada something to do.. every two days aku kena g Belum Rainforest Resort untuk check water Quality kat semua kolam ikan kat sana.. ok la... dari menonong kat opis surfing jer.. bontot pun dah naik lebar dah.. muahahaha

Pastu once a week kena masuk ke Sg. Nam plak amik water Q kat kelah sanctuary... tetiap minggu naik bot ke sana.. best gak... tapi malang sungguh... pasal kat sini, environment sesangat la menarik tapi aku tak leh nak share ngan sesapa... aku kena beli camera satu la...Insya'allah ada budget lebih sikit, boleh la aku rembat satu..

other than that.. it's a dull day... bosan pun ada gak... tapi apa yang boleh aku buat... dengan keadaan ekonomi yang tak menentu nie.. tak bleh la aku belah camtu de... merbahaya kepada bot2 kecil... so, dengan mengambil kira semua krisis2 yang melanda negara n opis aku nie, aku amik keputusan untuk tunggu dan lihat lagi... sampai bila.... aku sendiri pun tak tau...

Ode To My Family

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 10 friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!


IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Don't Turn Around (Ace of Base)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Good (Better Than Ezra)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Up and Down (Vengaboys)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Yo Mama (Fat Boy Slim) lol

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
1979 (smashing pumpkins)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Striped (Rammstein)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Am I Evil (Metallica)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Hit That (Offsprings)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Cutie Honey (Koda Kumi) *mana tau nie.. Muahahahaha

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
We're Happy Family (Metallica)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Refuse/Resist (Sepultura)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Cock The Hammer (Cypress Hill)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Cinta Antara Kita (Duta feat. Baizura Kahar)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Come Out and Play (Offspring) *yeah baby*

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I want Out (Helloween)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Scramble - OST School Rumble (Horie Yui with Unscandal)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
My Heart (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
CrushCrushCrush (Paramore) *no wonder la*

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Lost In Hollywood (System Of a Down)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
The Zephyr Song (Red Hot Chilli Peppers)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Cemetery gates (Pantera)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Ode To My Family (The Cranberries) hehehehe

I want to tag Ciki, Eamy, tatie, Pak tani, Rambo, A.G

Viva

Aku rasa semua orang dah tau situation aku kat opis... so, aku terpaksa la meng'adapt'kan diri aku n meluangkan masa aku dengan internet.. lately aku hooked dengan satu online game.. aku rasa sesapa yang ada facebook tentu pernah main application cam gangwars, mobwars, BotB kan... and aku telah jumpa satu free online game yang seakan2 tu tapi lagi best... sekarang nie tiap2 hari aku on Viva Ponata... best gak.. tapi agak rated R... u know what i mean.. ;p so, sesapa yang rasa berminat nak jadi online gamers tegar... join la aku... kat sini